fuuuu---!!! YES I AM ALIVE GODDAMNIT. I didn't kick the bucket! AND FOLLOW ME BACK TOO. Twitter has this thing about strangers wanting to even send DM's unless you follow them back. I can't reply your tweets either, but I do warn you be prepared for stupid tweets and posts from me.
P.S. been stalking you on twitter as a greyish looking cat avatar for almost a year ALREADY